








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2499 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1858 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1980 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2479 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $760,951 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chung | +2.50 | 78 | 48 |
| #2 | tgirl licker | +0.84 | 53 | 46 |
| #3 | CORBJORN | -0.31 | 52 | 23 |
| #4 | GG Man, It was Jefferey Dahmer | -0.42 | 74 | 42 |
| #5 | OTIS | -1.20 | 53 | 58 |





