








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 530 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 400 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2638 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3621 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3226 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2110 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,441,554 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vendetta | 56% | 88 |
| #2 | Mentha | 50% | 70 |
| #3 | 4N4K1N | 49% | 128 |
| #4 | Friedhelm Winter | 47% | 258 |
| #5 | β π
Άπ
΄π π
³π
Ύππ
½ β | 46% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Friedhelm Winter | +2.10 | 32 | 70 |
| #2 | B3nc3 | +1.03 | 44 | 55 |
| #3 | β π
Άπ
΄π π
³π
Ύππ
½ β | +0.88 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | TiTo | +0.48 | 19 | 50 |
| #5 | Vendetta | +0.29 | 28 | 63 |





