








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 607 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,219 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1869 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3417 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4015 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3918 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $722,462 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 439 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | βGhOsTβ | 45% | 55 |
| #10 | β π
Άπ
΄π π
³π
Ύππ
½ β | 45% | 176 |
| #11 | 4N4K1N | 41% | 58 |
| #12 | Kitler | 40% | 87 |
| #13 | Friedhelm Winter | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β π
Άπ
΄π π
³π
Ύππ
½ β | +1.05 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | [S.M.I.T.I] | +0.98 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | Friedhelm Winter | +0.98 | 35 | 70 |
| #4 | TiTo | +0.81 | 20 | 53 |
| #5 | 4N4K1N | +0.16 | 58 | 67 |





