








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1080 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8727 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6067 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5852 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3642 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $504,268 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1289 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β π
Άπ
΄π π
³π
Ύππ
½ β | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | J0k3rrr | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Friedhelm Winter | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Kitler | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Vendetta | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Friedhelm Winter | 418 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Vendetta | 233 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | β π
Άπ
΄π π
³π
Ύππ
½ β | 226 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kitler | 226 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Tarcali | 190 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarcali | +2.62 | 57 | 64 |
| #2 | Friedhelm Winter | +2.11 | 39 | 70 |
| #3 | β π
Άπ
΄π π
³π
Ύππ
½ β | +1.13 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | 4N4K1N | +0.59 | 61 | 66 |
| #5 | TiTo | +0.39 | 23 | 51 |





