








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 434 | 33% |
| Smokes | 470 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 343 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 55 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $281,423 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TOP DOGE | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | blimp grimpin | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | wtannerb | 44% | 59 |
| #4 | Gwa Gwa | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | Stampede | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wtannerb | 113 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Stampede | 91 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | TOP DOGE | 85 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Choice1952 | 81 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gwa Gwa | 63 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wtannerb | +4.25 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | Stampede | +1.76 | 61 | 55 |
| #3 | blimp grimpin | +1.74 | 83 | 79 |
| #4 | Gwa Gwa | +1.03 | 67 | 73 |
| #5 | TOP DOGE | -0.62 | 63 | 64 |





