








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1466 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1207 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1179 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1017 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,256 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShagyBoy | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Priekšnieks | 53% | 62 |
| #3 | Zemestrice | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | Silver Fox | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | KIVETORS | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver Fox | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | KIVETORS | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Goliats | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIVETORS | 223 | 0.35 | 5 min |
| #2 | Priekšnieks | 131 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Silver Fox | 86 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Zemestrice | 37 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | ShagyBoy | 31 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIVETORS | +4.82 | 90 | 80 |
| #2 | Zemestrice | +3.44 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | Priekšnieks | +0.22 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | ShagyBoy | -0.05 | 37 | 81 |
| #5 | Fellas in Paris | -0.37 | 57 | 66 |





