








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 829 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5092 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4842 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4689 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4731 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,726,556 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krestophz | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | ✪ Piita | 55% | 155 |
| #3 | ShagyBoy | 46% | 100 |
| #4 | FOxAR | 45% | 98 |
| #5 | Priekšnieks | 45% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | lielais_Nabags1.2D | 44% | 93 |
| #7 | Silver Fox | 43% | 161 |
| #8 | Anga252 | 34% | 44 |
| #9 | Pleiades | 28% | 29 |
| #10 | -BearMental- | 26% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Piita | 17 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | lielais_Nabags1.2D | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Krestophz | 7 | 0.0112 |
| #4 | Silver Fox | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | -BearMental- | 6 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Piita | 559 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | Silver Fox | 478 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | FOxAR | 231 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | ShagyBoy | 218 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | lielais_Nabags1.2D | 208 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krestophz | +6.02 | 64 | 55 |
| #2 | Anga252 | +5.23 | 71 | 61 |
| #3 | ✪ Piita | +3.72 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | Priekšnieks | +0.67 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | ShagyBoy | +0.28 | 29 | 69 |





