








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 178 matches | ||
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,487 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6034 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4916 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1889 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 4648 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $919,936 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kelk59 | 57% | 145 |
| #2 | zaksprinter.rar | 49% | 203 |
| #3 | ASHFAR | 49% | 109 |
| #4 | HULK | 43% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kelk59 | 57% | 145 |
| #2 | zaksprinter.rar | 49% | 203 |
| #3 | ASHFAR | 49% | 109 |
| #4 | HULK | 43% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASHFAR | 33 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | HULK | 26 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | zaksprinter.rar | 18 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | kelk59 | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASHFAR | 661 | 0.30 | 13 min |
| #2 | HULK | 368 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | zaksprinter.rar | 195 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | kelk59 | 136 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASHFAR | +1.74 | 57 | 63 |
| #2 | HULK | +1.05 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | kelk59 | +0.44 | 43 | 32 |
| #4 | Vz Xtcy | -0.32 | 23 | 54 |
| #5 | zaksprinter.rar | -2.02 | 44 | 34 |





