








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,358 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 850 | 20% |
| Smokes | 906 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1521 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1081 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,664,943 of utility $262 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vz Xtcy | 49% | 203 |
| #2 | kelk59 | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | ASHFAR | 42% | 193 |
| #4 | HULK | 37% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vz Xtcy | 49% | 203 |
| #2 | kelk59 | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | ASHFAR | 42% | 193 |
| #4 | HULK | 37% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASHFAR | 79 | 0.0207 |
| #2 | HULK | 52 | 0.0156 |
| #3 | Vz Xtcy | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | kelk59 | 3 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASHFAR | 1113 | 0.29 | 21 min |
| #2 | Vz Xtcy | 871 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #3 | HULK | 417 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | kelk59 | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASHFAR | +1.44 | 59 | 64 |
| #2 | HULK | +1.18 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | kelk59 | +0.31 | 43 | 42 |
| #4 | Vz Xtcy | -0.07 | 26 | 56 |
| #5 | zaksprinter.rar | -2.41 | 44 | 34 |





