








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5027 | 61% |
| Smokes | 1469 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1630 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 181 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,149,575 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1778 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | salieras | 55% | 62 |
| #2 | Juste | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | scuffyG | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | yeatfan45 | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Salieras | 47% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | yeatfan45 | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Salieras | 47% | 224 |
| #6 | ุ | 47% | 30 |
| #7 | purpol | 46% | 39 |
| #8 | scarfz | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salieras | 74 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | salieras | 26 | 0.0213 |
| #3 | purpol | 14 | 0.0186 |
| #4 | scarfz | 10 | 0.0258 |
| #5 | yeatfan45 | 8 | 0.0134 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salieras | 1000 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #2 | salieras | 380 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #3 | purpol | 144 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | yeatfan45 | 97 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | scuffyG | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scarfz | +1.81 | 93 | 41 |
| #2 | salieras | +1.33 | 92 | 51 |
| #3 | Salieras | +1.26 | 92 | 48 |
| #4 | Seskus | +1.09 | 94 | 55 |
| #5 | scuffyG | -0.83 | 93 | 33 |





