








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 898 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2531 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3247 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1212 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2476 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,234,768 of utility $253 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H1r0Pi | 73% | 131 |
| #2 | Aries | 69% | 137 |
| #3 | tehuo | 69% | 163 |
| #4 | zer0-y7r | 69% | 61 |
| #5 | ヒマジュソ | 67% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ヒマジュソ | +3.12 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | yuutonn | +2.75 | 79 | 49 |
| #3 | tehuo | +2.72 | 82 | 82 |
| #4 | ca2 | +2.42 | 85 | 67 |
| #5 | Aries | +1.90 | 77 | 62 |





