








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 231 | 31% |
| Smokes | 152 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 234 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 138 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,012 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tōkyō Gūru | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | girlskibidi1 | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | 77% | 31 |
| #4 | 來自大王國的紫魔女 | 77% | 13 |
| #5 | fortnitbeast1824 | 75% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | xX_Y0L0-sW4Gg3rZ420_Xx [FaZe] | 67% | 9 |
| #11 | 即使沒有路我也會繼續 | 67% | 9 |
| #12 | behemoth | 57% | 7 |
| #13 | Shingeki no Kyojin | 56% | 16 |
| #14 | JariKari38 | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 8 | 0.0219 |
| #2 | Shingeki no Kyojin | 6 | 0.0197 |
| #3 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | xX_Y0L0-sW4Gg3rZ420_Xx [FaZe] | 4 | 0.0265 |
| #5 | Tōkyō Gūru | 3 | 0.0184 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 96 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #2 | wott | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | 來自大王國的紫魔女 | 35 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | scimitax | 28 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | girlskibidi1 | +9.64 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | 即使沒有路我也會繼續 | +9.56 | 90 | 46 |
| #3 | fortnitbeast1824 | +8.08 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | +8.00 | 86 | 48 |
| #5 | kemuxd | +6.43 | 75 | 21 |





