








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 414 | 29% |
| Smokes | 401 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 295 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 313 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $387,861 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 58% | 26 |
| #10 | behemoth | 47% | 19 |
| #11 | 即使沒有路我也會繼續 | 43% | 7 |
| #12 | Hylsy4 | 40% | 10 |
| #13 | xX_Y0L0-sW4Gg3rZ420_Xx [FaZe] | 28% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xX_Y0L0-sW4Gg3rZ420_Xx [FaZe] | 23 | 0.0275 |
| #2 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 13 | 0.0258 |
| #3 | behemoth | 8 | 0.0271 |
| #4 | girlskibidi1 | 6 | 0.0504 |
| #5 | scimitax | 4 | 0.0125 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xX_Y0L0-sW4Gg3rZ420_Xx [FaZe] | 191 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 99 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | 來自大王國的紫魔女 | 68 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | behemoth | 64 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | scimitax | 59 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | girlskibidi1 | +15.04 | 76 | 42 |
| #2 | fortnitbeast1824 | +11.46 | 91 | 60 |
| #3 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | +9.91 | 90 | 35 |
| #4 | 即使沒有路我也會繼續 | +7.12 | 82 | 58 |
| #5 | ben69fatmaniac | +6.41 | 59 | 31 |





