








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1394 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 256 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4048 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4167 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2751 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3118 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,746,426 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exse | 60% | 164 |
| #2 | Kvg333 | 54% | 248 |
| #3 | PingU | 54% | 175 |
| #4 | Hirvikuiskaaja82 | 53% | 107 |
| #5 | Yeet | 53% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Hirvikuiskaaja82 | 53% | 107 |
| #5 | Yeet | 53% | 194 |
| #6 | arn1 | 52% | 198 |
| #7 | Babuuz | 52% | 25 |
| #8 | Nopux | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arn1 | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Yeet | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Hirvikuiskaaja82 | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | PingU | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | exse | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvg333 | 779 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | exse | 648 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #3 | PingU | 566 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | Hirvikuiskaaja82 | 506 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #5 | Yeet | 499 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvg333 | +2.97 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | Nopux | +1.47 | 51 | 51 |
| #3 | mojarn | +0.74 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | Hirvikuiskaaja82 | +0.47 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | exse | +0.15 | 67 | 64 |





