








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 208 matches | ||
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4768 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3823 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4924 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3772 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,075,847 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pieni | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | exse | 57% | 129 |
| #3 | mojarn | 54% | 248 |
| #4 | Yeet | 54% | 159 |
| #5 | arn1 | 54% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PingU | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Yeet | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | exse | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | pieni | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | mojarn | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mojarn | 691 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #2 | Hirvikuiskaaja82 | 500 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #3 | exse | 493 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | PingU | 490 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | Yeet | 417 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pieni | +4.65 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | PabloU | +2.47 | 78 | 52 |
| #3 | Kvg333 | +2.27 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | Krapu | +1.73 | 80 | 50 |
| #5 | Nopux | +0.09 | 47 | 52 |





