








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Faceit | 204 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1455 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2926 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2880 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2429 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,429,762 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3502 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arska | 50% | 165 |
| #2 | Petteri | 50% | 117 |
| #3 | Ebu | 49% | 341 |
| #4 | Kyle Gru | 49% | 59 |
| #5 | גלגןרפטחרח כלרחט | 49% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | גלגןרפטחרח כלרחט | 49% | 57 |
| #6 | jor | 47% | 92 |
| #7 | La1skabandit.gg | 46% | 106 |
| #8 | Juhussi / | 39% | 31 |
| #9 | estro ukki tässä päivää | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | גלגןרפטחרח כלרחט | 23 | 0.0192 |
| #2 | Juhussi / | 16 | 0.0257 |
| #3 | Ebu | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | jor | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | arska | 9 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ebu | 570 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | arska | 550 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Petteri | 358 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | La1skabandit.gg | 180 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kyle Gru | 159 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juhussi / | +2.76 | 66 | 52 |
| #2 | Kyle Gru | +2.11 | 59 | 58 |
| #3 | La1skabandit.gg | +2.01 | 58 | 49 |
| #4 | Petteri | +0.88 | 59 | 46 |
| #5 | arska | +0.78 | 58 | 67 |





