








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 998 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 392 matches | ||
| Faceit | 254 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2744 | 14% |
| Smokes | 6938 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 6268 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3799 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,418,743 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2845 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jor | 55% | 75 |
| #2 | Kyle Gru | 50% | 96 |
| #3 | arska | 50% | 244 |
| #4 | Petteri | 50% | 175 |
| #5 | La1skabandit.gg | 49% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Gurggu | 49% | 341 |
| #7 | Jamal | 46% | 37 |
| #8 | Juhussi / | 44% | 41 |
| #9 | גלגןרפטחרח כלרחט | 42% | 65 |
| #10 | estro ukki tässä päivää | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gurggu | 38 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | גלגןרפטחרח כלרחט | 16 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | arska | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Petteri | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Juhussi / | 11 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arska | 788 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Petteri | 512 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Gurggu | 398 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | La1skabandit.gg | 254 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kyle Gru | 233 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juhussi / | +1.93 | 64 | 46 |
| #2 | La1skabandit.gg | +1.64 | 60 | 48 |
| #3 | Kyle Gru | +0.97 | 57 | 54 |
| #4 | arska | +0.57 | 58 | 67 |
| #5 | Petteri | +0.43 | 60 | 46 |





