








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 657 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1746 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1265 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2133 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1291 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,117,913 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Balladiruhtinas | 46% | 80 |
| #6 | keimo | 45% | 92 |
| #7 | Chii chii | 43% | 116 |
| #8 | kylväJÄ | 42% | 48 |
| #9 | LillukkA | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balladiruhtinas | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Chii chii | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | keimo | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | dahl | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | PAnnaripoika | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chii chii | 234 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | keimo | 127 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Shumppa | 116 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Balladiruhtinas | 85 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | PAnnaripoika | 81 | 0.08 | 2 min |





