








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 436 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2560 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2889 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3104 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2336 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $743,300 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | PAnnaripoika | 53% | 165 |
| #7 | keimo | 51% | 173 |
| #8 | LillukkA | 44% | 78 |
| #9 | dahl | 43% | 108 |
| #10 | Artuux | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAnnaripoika | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | keimo | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | dahl | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | LillukkA | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Henkkuli | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAnnaripoika | 252 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | keimo | 197 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | LillukkA | 128 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Henkkuli | 90 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | dahl | 84 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shumppa | +3.80 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | eem1L | +1.39 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | PAnnaripoika | +0.93 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | Samala macking kachow | +0.61 | 61 | 72 |
| #5 | Henkkuli | +0.54 | 80 | 60 |





