








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 379 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,621 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3962 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5816 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4116 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3727 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,461 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 543 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viikon röpöttäjä | 49% | 59 |
| #2 | Balladiruhtinas | 47% | 152 |
| #3 | finSky | 43% | 116 |
| #4 | kylväJÄ | 43% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viikon röpöttäjä | 49% | 59 |
| #2 | Balladiruhtinas | 47% | 152 |
| #3 | finSky | 43% | 116 |
| #4 | kylväJÄ | 43% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finSky | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | viikon röpöttäjä | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Balladiruhtinas | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | kylväJÄ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balladiruhtinas | 210 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | finSky | 150 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | viikon röpöttäjä | 71 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | kylväJÄ | 26 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finSky | +3.95 | 55 | 47 |
| #2 | viikon röpöttäjä | +2.65 | 52 | 55 |
| #3 | Chii chii | -0.13 | 30 | 64 |
| #4 | Balladiruhtinas | -0.89 | 33 | 47 |
| #5 | kylväJÄ | -4.87 | 9 | 20 |





