








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2029 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2214 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2102 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1922 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,558,391 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | PAnnaripoika | 49% | 206 |
| #4 | Mike Oxlong | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | finSky | 45% | 92 |
| #6 | LillukkA | 45% | 110 |
| #7 | dahl | 45% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAnnaripoika | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | dahl | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | LillukkA | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Shumppa | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | finSky | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shumppa | 426 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | PAnnaripoika | 324 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | LillukkA | 195 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | dahl | 127 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | finSky | 91 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shumppa | +4.73 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | PAnnaripoika | +1.50 | 64 | 66 |
| #3 | dahl | +0.33 | 66 | 43 |
| #4 | finSky | -0.90 | 55 | 45 |
| #5 | keimo | -2.12 | 70 | 61 |





