








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1309 | 10% |
| Smokes | 5514 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 2962 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3431 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,159,553 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 659 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silky Johnson | 51% | 490 |
| #2 | Mxgabyte | 50% | 430 |
| #3 | toob | 47% | 296 |
| #4 | Wangus | 37% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silky Johnson | 51% | 490 |
| #2 | Mxgabyte | 50% | 430 |
| #3 | toob | 47% | 296 |
| #4 | Wangus | 37% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mxgabyte | 17 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Silky Johnson | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Wangus | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | toob | 7 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mxgabyte | 1809 | 0.20 | 55 min |
| #2 | toob | 933 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | Silky Johnson | 806 | 0.08 | 23 min |
| #4 | Wangus | 364 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mxgabyte | +2.30 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | Silky Johnson | +1.25 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | toob | +0.32 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | Wangus | -0.33 | 45 | 58 |
| #5 | Rock Hard | -3.92 | 27 | 39 |





