








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 252 | 20% |
| Smokes | 371 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 274 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 367 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $125,273 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qb*Twiksar | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Kre1N | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | Tionix | 100% | 4 |
| #4 | pxsl | 89% | 9 |
| #5 | Orbit | 80% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Rhyzar | 42% | 12 |
| #11 | red | 40% | 5 |
| #12 | aerax- | 29% | 7 |
| #13 | HuNt3rz | 25% | 4 |
| #14 | ♕︎ GeTRekT | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhyzar | 8 | 0.0324 |
| #2 | SHEEZY | 2 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | pxsl | 2 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | Orbit | 2 | 0.0196 |
| #5 | aerax- | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pxsl | 66 | 0.40 | 2 min |
| #2 | freezexd-_- | 44 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | SHEEZY | 39 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rhyzar | 25 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kre1N | 19 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArroW | +5.11 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | pxsl | +4.77 | 93 | 83 |
| #3 | Tionix | +3.10 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | Orbit | +2.40 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | Bananapie | +1.95 | 84 | 57 |





