








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1183 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1102 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 924 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1045 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,830 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ostmann clash.gg | 55% | 11 |
| #12 | -A1MNETTI | 53% | 19 |
| #13 | aleyzr | 38% | 13 |
| #14 | Rhyzar | 38% | 13 |
| #15 | Bananapie | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhyzar | 5 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | Yoshireax | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | yang -iwnl- | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | syncD | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | -A1MNETTI | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bananapie | +3.39 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | yang -iwnl- | +3.30 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | syncD | +2.08 | 87 | 73 |
| #4 | hayanh- | +1.95 | 94 | 53 |
| #5 | ayez | +1.81 | 74 | 49 |





