








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 186 | 28% |
| Smokes | 157 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 116 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 216 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $83,648 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feiccaJK | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Drifter | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Acnologia | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | JamesPotkukelkka | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Jaskadz | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | pyrdeli | 50% | 8 |
| #9 | Propetteri | 50% | 10 |
| #10 | Intel Core Ultra 9 285K | 31% | 13 |
| #11 | M2NK | 25% | 4 |
| #12 | Bilu | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propetteri | 28 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | pyrdeli | 14 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Bilu | 14 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | JamesPotkukelkka | 14 | 0.36 | 0 min |
| #5 | Acnologia | 9 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feiccaJK | +2.92 | 70 | 36 |
| #2 | Propetteri | +1.58 | 86 | 57 |
| #3 | Elmeri | +1.53 | 63 | 45 |
| #4 | M2NK | +0.40 | 88 | 25 |
| #5 | JamesPotkukelkka | -0.63 | 36 | 34 |





