








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 228 matches | ||
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3514 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5398 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5776 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5222 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,558,828 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 418 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0551 | 64% | 47 |
| #2 | Heidelbergensis | 62% | 93 |
| #3 | Propetteri | 60% | 293 |
| #4 | Nuubipetteri | 54% | 118 |
| #5 | JoonataiKa | 53% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | JoonataiKa | 53% | 144 |
| #6 | Ilusaukkis | 53% | 110 |
| #7 | pyrdeli | 52% | 42 |
| #8 | JamesPotkukelkka | 50% | 105 |
| #9 | Makezi | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propetteri | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | JoonataiKa | 15 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Nuubipetteri | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Makezi | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | JamesPotkukelkka | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propetteri | 917 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | Nuubipetteri | 341 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | JoonataiKa | 315 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Heidelbergensis | 263 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | JamesPotkukelkka | 221 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuubipetteri | +5.20 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | Propetteri | +5.15 | 90 | 60 |
| #3 | Bilu | +0.62 | 64 | 47 |
| #4 | JoonataiKa | +0.31 | 46 | 54 |
| #5 | pyrdeli | +0.15 | 69 | 61 |





