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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 582 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5886 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5827 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4797 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4782 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $723,389 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | 70% | 57 |
| #2 | [WestLAN] GiraffeKOOOO | 61% | 80 |
| #3 | Zenome | 61% | 183 |
| #4 | tideS | 57% | 289 |
| #5 | JaX | 55% | 309 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaX | 22 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | tideS | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Zenome | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | TheMoLekh | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | [WestLAN] GiraffeKOOOO | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zenome | 529 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | JaX | 370 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | tideS | 274 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | MadSkillzBruh | 221 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Billy | 129 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | +1.98 | 77 | 76 |
| #2 | [WestLAN] GiraffeKOOOO | +1.85 | 58 | 46 |
| #3 | Zenome | +1.55 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | Artorias | +1.36 | 58 | 64 |
| #5 | JaX | +1.30 | 63 | 57 |





