








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2928 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Faceit | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 117 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 253 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




141 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9545 | 38% |
| Smokes | 7311 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6263 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1872 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,678,417 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neon | 89% | 57 |
| #2 | 7am | 78% | 195 |
| #3 | K4rnage | 69% | 150 |
| #4 | SkirA | 67% | 61 |
| #5 | Speshal Forces | 63% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7am | +5.34 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | K4rnage | +3.31 | 90 | 68 |
| #3 | kylito | +3.10 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | Neon | +2.98 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | Speshal Forces | +0.62 | 73 | 44 |





