








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2652 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1623 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1165 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 861 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $79,271 of utility $24 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h4byn | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Blizzard | 59% | 66 |
| #3 | NotPseudo | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Pip | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Mortis | 53% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | 1stixs | 50% | 22 |
| #9 | Chase | 50% | 40 |
| #10 | Mist Vi | 47% | 17 |
| #11 | reApeR 靈魂 | 45% | 11 |
| #12 | JTA | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blizzard | 10 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | 1stixs | 10 | 0.0226 |
| #3 | Chase | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | JDash | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | JTA | 3 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blizzard | 383 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #2 | Mortis | 202 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | Chase | 179 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | JDash | 144 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | 1stixs | 121 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h4byn | +3.22 | 76 | 40 |
| #2 | JTA | +2.15 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | Entasi | +1.82 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | Mortis | +0.06 | 51 | 75 |
| #5 | Blizzard | -0.17 | 69 | 60 |





