








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 372 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1082 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 381 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 945 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $932,642 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bokunopico | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | ALFARU | 65% | 34 |
| #3 | Shibal | 59% | 124 |
| #4 | einniw | 56% | 82 |
| #5 | Hugh JayN1s | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | einniw | 227 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Shibal | 226 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | nova #destroying_beginners | 165 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #4 | Chaconine | 73 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hugh JayN1s | 63 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bokunopico | +9.37 | 78 | 50 |
| #2 | Shibal | +5.56 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | nova #destroying_beginners | +4.02 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | ALFARU | +2.04 | 64 | 45 |
| #5 | allan20 | +1.84 | 42 | 37 |





