








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 809 | 35% |
| Smokes | 940 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 119 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 444 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $352,327 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaconine | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Shibal | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | WOKEJoe ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | allan20 | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ociqisewi-1090 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOKEJoe ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) | 188 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | bokunopico | 174 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Chaconine | 136 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Shibal | 133 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | einniw | 123 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bokunopico | +6.88 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | Shibal | +6.85 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | allan20 | +2.39 | 46 | 30 |
| #4 | einniw | +0.77 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | WOKEJoe ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) | +0.37 | 58 | 61 |





