








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4955 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1117 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 3546 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4056 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $889,863 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1733 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loaf | 49 | 0.0337 |
| #2 | i have a big brian | 21 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | arzee | 18 | 0.0194 |
| #4 | My Weenor Big | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | star | 8 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i have a big brian | 1030 | 0.29 | 18 min |
| #2 | Xx_Mast3rKush__xX | 192 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | teedr | 181 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | star | 161 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Loaf | 144 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loaf | +4.65 | 83 | 39 |
| #2 | arzee | +3.54 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | ALFARU | +2.89 | 64 | 44 |
| #4 | teedr | +1.72 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | Xx_Mast3rKush__xX | +1.58 | 76 | 58 |





