








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9819 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7895 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3326 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 6324 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $936,353 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szN | 56% | 218 |
| #2 | LewisD2K | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | Ottman | 52% | 320 |
| #4 | K@S | 52% | 207 |
| #5 | khrjke | 52% | 270 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | xT | 50% | 42 |
| #7 | D2K | 48% | 33 |
| #8 | DQM_Tekno- | 48% | 27 |
| #9 | Gko | 48% | 27 |
| #10 | HDH-_- | 47% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | khrjke | 16 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Ottman | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | K@S | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | szN | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | HDH-_- | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ottman | 1016 | 0.15 | 31 min |
| #2 | szN | 895 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #3 | khrjke | 754 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #4 | K@S | 658 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #5 | HDH-_- | 339 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ottman | +1.34 | 67 | 76 |
| #2 | LewisD2K | +1.17 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | GnL | +1.14 | 69 | 77 |
| #4 | szN | +1.04 | 84 | 70 |
| #5 | D2K | +0.46 | 58 | 71 |





