








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 400 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2117 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4423 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4406 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4609 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,930,131 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 850 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smB^🧙 | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | 💚 boxxum | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | KapaK | 56% | 120 |
| #4 | r0ntti | 55% | 56 |
| #5 | zeta =D | 55% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milu | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | einoin | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | 💚 boxxum | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | beer32 | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | mixu | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milu | 866 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | beer32 | 571 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #3 | einoin | 469 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | KapaK | 188 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | mixu | 175 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUMOTTU | +2.91 | 74 | 58 |
| #2 | beer32 | +1.59 | 67 | 73 |
| #3 | smB^🧙 | +1.25 | 61 | 54 |
| #4 | N1k0ps | +0.84 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | Varpe | +0.65 | 79 | 66 |





