








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3613 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3258 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2634 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3152 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,178,879 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BuSheeZy | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | Peppa | 50% | 36 |
| #3 | Jesus Saves | 48% | 83 |
| #4 | skrrrrt | 46% | 35 |
| #5 | Stratos | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | skrrrrt | 46% | 35 |
| #5 | Stratos | 45% | 20 |
| #6 | ⭕⃤ Show me your kitties | 39% | 69 |
| #7 | hashslingingslasher | 38% | 29 |
| #8 | Rascal | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BuSheeZy | 5 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Jesus Saves | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ Show me your kitties | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | hashslingingslasher | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesus Saves | 286 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Peppa | 134 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Stratos | 132 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #4 | BuSheeZy | 132 | 0.37 | 3 min |
| #5 | skrrrrt | 78 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WorldxChaos | +2.32 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Stratos | +2.05 | 75 | 74 |
| #3 | BuSheeZy | +1.31 | 68 | 71 |
| #4 | skrrrrt | -0.45 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | Jesus Saves | -0.70 | 73 | 72 |





