








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 961 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 256 matches | ||
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12410 | 37% |
| Smokes | 7849 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5394 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7775 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,348,459 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☦Geo777☦ | 68% | 53 |
| #2 | NDB | 56% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☦Geo777☦ | 68% | 53 |
| #2 | NDB | 56% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NDB | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | 6 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NDB | 516 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | 71 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NDB | +3.76 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | +3.64 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | BuSheeZy | +1.90 | 73 | 64 |





