








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6411 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6719 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5376 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5902 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,001,629 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 893 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Skadankle | 46% | 74 |
| #10 | Headshot | 45% | 71 |
| #11 | lemony | 41% | 164 |
| #12 | ⭕⃤ Show me your kitties | 41% | 259 |
| #13 | BrandiAustin | 41% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bongo | +3.41 | 67 | 49 |
| #2 | hashslingingslasher | +2.37 | 71 | 50 |
| #3 | wperches | +1.88 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | Its Betty... Bitch | +1.08 | 49 | 22 |
| #5 | Skadankle | +0.72 | 59 | 70 |





