








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 620 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 226 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3149 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2655 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2119 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2068 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,884,305 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 761 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ArghFx | 48% | 368 |
| #4 | GeNi | 46% | 48 |
| #5 | SanpaJussi | 45% | 100 |
| #6 | Grub | 40% | 131 |
| #7 | LunaR- | 32% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArghFx | 43 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Grub | 34 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | GeNi | 23 | 0.0224 |
| #4 | SanpaJussi | 22 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | LunaR- | 18 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArghFx | 653 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | LMRTX | 572 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | SanpaJussi | 279 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | GeNi | 161 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | Grub | 115 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LMRTX | +4.54 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | GeNi | +2.31 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | luke-cs-blood | +1.46 | 79 | 44 |
| #4 | SanpaJussi | +1.19 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | LunaR- | -0.97 | 79 | 23 |





