








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1097 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Wingman | 251 matches | ||
| Faceit | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9081 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8672 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8041 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7207 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6445 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,435,465 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪𝑵𝒊𝒌𝒐ツ | 58% | 133 |
| #2 | GeNi | 54% | 407 |
| #3 | asdasder | 53% | 86 |
| #4 | luke-cs-blood | 52% | 189 |
| #5 | SanpaJussi | 52% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | luke-cs-blood | 52% | 189 |
| #5 | SanpaJussi | 52% | 296 |
| #6 | sexourwork | 51% | 97 |
| #7 | LunaR- | 48% | 213 |
| #8 | Grub | 46% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeNi | 74 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Grub | 40 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | SanpaJussi | 37 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | luke-cs-blood | 33 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | LunaR- | 23 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeNi | 1088 | 0.13 | 32 min |
| #2 | SanpaJussi | 550 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | ✪𝑵𝒊𝒌𝒐ツ | 480 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | sexourwork | 287 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | luke-cs-blood | 265 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LMRTX | +3.25 | 77 | 61 |
| #2 | ✪𝑵𝒊𝒌𝒐ツ | +2.09 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | GeNi | +1.20 | 83 | 64 |
| #4 | sexourwork | -0.34 | 82 | 60 |
| #5 | SanpaJussi | -0.92 | 69 | 53 |





