








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 639 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 439 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1002 | 16% |
| Smokes | 798 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 2252 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2399 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,778,978 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeNi | 56% | 54 |
| #2 | LMRTX | 48% | 213 |
| #3 | SanpaJussi | 42% | 112 |
| #4 | Grub | 39% | 121 |
| #5 | luke-cs-blood | 32% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeNi | 56% | 54 |
| #2 | LMRTX | 48% | 213 |
| #3 | SanpaJussi | 42% | 112 |
| #4 | Grub | 39% | 121 |
| #5 | luke-cs-blood | 32% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SanpaJussi | 27 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Grub | 26 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | GeNi | 16 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | LMRTX | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | luke-cs-blood | 11 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LMRTX | 801 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | SanpaJussi | 302 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | GeNi | 179 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | luke-cs-blood | 107 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Grub | 96 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LMRTX | +3.55 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | GeNi | +1.79 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | SanpaJussi | +1.31 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | LunaR- | -0.53 | 76 | 29 |
| #5 | luke-cs-blood | -1.42 | 74 | 43 |





