








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 237 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3480 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4515 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4389 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4978 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,204,840 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪𝑵𝒊𝒌𝒐ツ | 58% | 138 |
| #2 | LunaR- | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | LMRTX | 54% | 407 |
| #4 | asdasder | 52% | 87 |
| #5 | SanpaJussi | 52% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | asdasder | 52% | 87 |
| #5 | SanpaJussi | 52% | 93 |
| #6 | sexourwork | 50% | 105 |
| #7 | luke-cs-blood | 46% | 48 |
| #8 | Grub | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LMRTX | 35 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | SanpaJussi | 18 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | luke-cs-blood | 17 | 0.0168 |
| #4 | Grub | 16 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | sexourwork | 14 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LMRTX | 1722 | 0.20 | 49 min |
| #2 | ✪𝑵𝒊𝒌𝒐ツ | 488 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | sexourwork | 360 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | SanpaJussi | 223 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | asdasder | 186 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪𝑵𝒊𝒌𝒐ツ | +2.10 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | LMRTX | +1.60 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | GeNi | +1.27 | 83 | 65 |
| #4 | sexourwork | -0.06 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | SanpaJussi | -0.67 | 68 | 55 |





