








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5471 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4305 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2152 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3218 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $896,833 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 梦想打maj0r | 72% | 39 |
| #2 | GREEN CUP ♿ | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | Joseph Scarlet | 68% | 47 |
| #4 | 魔仙女王之神 | 62% | 89 |
| #5 | 时倾 | 58% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ke | 9 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Lucas | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | 梵 | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | lizzyc | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | 时倾 | 6 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lizzyc | 702 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #2 | 魔仙女王之神 | 510 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #3 | 梵 | 462 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #4 | Lucas | 256 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | 最硬的人 | 231 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oranger | +3.28 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | kita.🦉 | +2.60 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | M1ke | +2.15 | 71 | 42 |
| #4 | Joseph Scarlet | +1.81 | 61 | 44 |
| #5 | Lucas | +0.96 | 70 | 60 |





