








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,136 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1902 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1462 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1238 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1534 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $827,997 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 638 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charlon | 92% | 13 |
| #2 | OKW | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | Gaspiu | 64% | 25 |
| #4 | lune33 | 62% | 132 |
| #5 | J'ENTRY TON REUF | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gaspiu | 64% | 25 |
| #4 | lune33 | 62% | 132 |
| #5 | J'ENTRY TON REUF | 57% | 28 |
| #6 | Exinas | 56% | 32 |
| #7 | Rabenas | 55% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lune33 | 48 | 0.0184 |
| #2 | Rabenas | 26 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | J'ENTRY TON REUF | 6 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | OKW | 4 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | Gaspiu | 3 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lune33 | 868 | 0.33 | 19 min |
| #2 | Rabenas | 443 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Exinas | 112 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Charlon | 50 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | J'ENTRY TON REUF | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zencastillon | +1.89 | 70 | 55 |
| #2 | lune33 | +0.98 | 62 | 69 |
| #3 | J'ENTRY TON REUF | +0.80 | 63 | 44 |
| #4 | Rabenas | +0.26 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | Charlon | -0.12 | 61 | 61 |





