








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Wingman | 174 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




173 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9707 | 37% |
| Smokes | 6494 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4988 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5188 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,145,217 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4722 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaspiu | 70% | 40 |
| #2 | zencastillon | 62% | 132 |
| #3 | Rabenas | 58% | 116 |
| #4 | Exinas | 51% | 119 |
| #5 | W0k3n | 32% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaspiu | 70% | 40 |
| #2 | zencastillon | 62% | 132 |
| #3 | Rabenas | 58% | 116 |
| #4 | Exinas | 51% | 119 |
| #5 | W0k3n | 32% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zencastillon | 19 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Rabenas | 16 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Gaspiu | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Exinas | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | W0k3n | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zencastillon | 478 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Rabenas | 389 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Exinas | 329 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | Gaspiu | 78 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | W0k3n | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zencastillon | +1.60 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | lune33 | +1.28 | 63 | 69 |
| #3 | Exinas | +0.18 | 77 | 51 |
| #4 | Rabenas | -0.03 | 61 | 51 |
| #5 | Gaspiu | -0.13 | 74 | 64 |





