








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1277 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1339 | 40% |
| Smokes | 709 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 435 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 827 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $435,499 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W0k3n | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Gaspiu | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | zencastillon | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | Rabenas | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | lune33 | 51% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | zencastillon | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | Rabenas | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | lune33 | 51% | 119 |
| #6 | Crysta | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | billie ellelèche | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lune33 | 16 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | billie ellelèche | 14 | 0.0486 |
| #3 | zencastillon | 8 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | Rabenas | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Gaspiu | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lune33 | 746 | 0.34 | 16 min |
| #2 | Rabenas | 167 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | zencastillon | 154 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | billie ellelèche | 84 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gaspiu | 44 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | billie ellelèche | +4.46 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | zencastillon | +2.06 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | lune33 | +1.18 | 64 | 71 |
| #4 | Rabenas | +1.06 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | Exinas | +0.04 | 79 | 52 |





