








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 655 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1076 | 23% |
| Smokes | 833 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1599 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1272 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $888,425 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 747 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charlon | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | Gaspiu | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Supernegeez | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | zencastillon | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | ØmEgA | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grimoire2caca | 155 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #2 | lune33 | 129 | 0.37 | 3 min |
| #3 | Charlon | 103 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | zencastillon | 94 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | arXadia | 93 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J'ENTRY TON REUF | +2.61 | 71 | 45 |
| #2 | zencastillon | +2.39 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | lune33 | +1.48 | 64 | 72 |
| #4 | arXadia | +1.48 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | Charlon | +1.26 | 50 | 59 |





