








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 105 | 7% |
| Smokes | 414 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 218 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 874 | 54% |
Our logs show you have wasted $155,154 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toriset CS.PRO | 43% | 7 |
| #2 | RoboM101 | 38% | 55 |
| #3 | Ieronim | 38% | 32 |
| #4 | Pierre | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | SalineCoder7794 | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Pierre | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | SalineCoder7794 | 21% | 14 |
| #6 | iustinanghel10 | 20% | 55 |
| #7 | Atomic 82 | 17% | 18 |
| #8 | Radu.pptx | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoboM101 | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | SalineCoder7794 | 4 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | iustinanghel10 | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Ieronim | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Pierre | 2 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoboM101 | 71 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ieronim | 69 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Atomic 82 | 28 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | SalineCoder7794 | 28 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | toriset CS.PRO | 20 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ieronim | +6.57 | 59 | 43 |
| #2 | RoboM101 | +2.84 | 42 | 38 |
| #3 | SalineCoder7794 | +2.40 | 40 | 46 |
| #4 | Pierre | +1.14 | 47 | 10 |
| #5 | Radu.pptx | +0.74 | 34 | 56 |





