








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 659 | 20% |
| Smokes | 221 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1302 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1091 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $218,889 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 300 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mateieiubit | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | daria.SKINS | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | SalineCoder7794 | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | RoboM101 | 47% | 55 |
| #5 | Pierre | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomatouchiha | +10.88 | 79 | 47 |
| #2 | mateieiubit | +9.76 | 90 | 31 |
| #3 | Ieronim | +6.75 | 68 | 40 |
| #4 | danciucas | +4.12 | 66 | 42 |
| #5 | RoboM101 | +3.43 | 44 | 40 |





