








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,660 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4923 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4748 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3864 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4125 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,225,798 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lotus.TTV | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | Sodium bigourdant | 47% | 213 |
| #3 | Ryan Gosling | 47% | 85 |
| #4 | Walugs | 47% | 262 |
| #5 | BG Ténébreux | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Sodium bigourdant | 47% | 213 |
| #3 | Ryan Gosling | 47% | 85 |
| #4 | Walugs | 47% | 262 |
| #5 | BG Ténébreux | 42% | 26 |
| #6 | Ninotar | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sodium bigourdant | 28 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Walugs | 26 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Lotus.TTV | 8 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | Ninotar | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | Ryan Gosling | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Walugs | 814 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | Sodium bigourdant | 583 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | Ryan Gosling | 342 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ninotar | 84 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lotus.TTV | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Walugs | +0.38 | 71 | 55 |
| #2 | Sodium bigourdant | -0.02 | 48 | 64 |
| #3 | Pépouze | -0.06 | 44 | 76 |
| #4 | Lotus.TTV | -1.86 | 16 | 24 |
| #5 | Ryan Gosling | -2.03 | 19 | 57 |





