








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 384 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5086 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3419 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1393 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 4300 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,434,393 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 546 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sodium bigourdant | 51% | 195 |
| #2 | Lotus.TTV | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Ryan Gosling | 49% | 141 |
| #4 | Pépouze | 47% | 262 |
| #5 | Ninotar | 39% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sodium bigourdant | 51% | 195 |
| #2 | Lotus.TTV | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Ryan Gosling | 49% | 141 |
| #4 | Pépouze | 47% | 262 |
| #5 | Ninotar | 39% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pépouze | 36 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Sodium bigourdant | 28 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Lotus.TTV | 11 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | Ninotar | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Ryan Gosling | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pépouze | 843 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | Sodium bigourdant | 562 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | Ryan Gosling | 551 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | Ninotar | 134 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Lotus.TTV | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Walugs | +0.40 | 71 | 58 |
| #2 | Sodium bigourdant | +0.24 | 52 | 64 |
| #3 | Pépouze | +0.03 | 44 | 77 |
| #4 | Lotus.TTV | -1.00 | 15 | 34 |
| #5 | Ryan Gosling | -2.43 | 20 | 59 |





